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zeldathemes
"Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone." Meagan.
NewJersey.

formerly jealousy-is-an-ugly-thing
Janis Joplin's soal roams here

hipsterloli:

i will reblog this as many times as i can in hopes of making it a post everyone on tumblr sees at least once 

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

cumsock:

what the hell bulbasaur are you gonna help out or not you fucking lettuce

cumsock:

what the hell bulbasaur are you gonna help out or not you fucking lettuce

abominableve:

theonion:

Pope Francis Pursues Sinner Across Vatican City Rooftops

#i dont remember this part of assassins creed

abominableve:

theonion:

Pope Francis Pursues Sinner Across Vatican City Rooftops

#i dont remember this part of assassins creed

rightin-the-childhood:

This show is why I have issues

officialannakendrick:

doctorbuggs:

insectious:

insectious:

Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd


But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!



this dude got his own pokemon

officialannakendrick:

doctorbuggs:

insectious:

insectious:

Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd

But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!

this dude got his own pokemon

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza


they dont make delivery



im hanging up

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza

they dont make delivery

im hanging up

swarnpert:

world war 1 was hella bad

swarnpert:

world war 1 was hella bad

kaliforniaa-voguee:


Mean Girls (released April 30, 2004).

it doesn’t go with my blog, but it’s the 10th anniversary so of course i have to reblog

kaliforniaa-voguee:

Mean Girls (released April 30, 2004).

it doesn’t go with my blog, but it’s the 10th anniversary so of course i have to reblog

the sweet sensation

relapsed tonight from over a year of self harming. The razor to my skin, so warm, so nice just felt so good. Don’t know what got me this way, all I know is i found my self randomly crying and grabbing my computer, putting on “Songs you cut to” on and feeling the warm, cozy feeling. God, i missed this….